Cardinals Series–A Win Over the Redbirds Is the Sweetest

It doesn’t matter how far out of it the Cubs are, it’s always nice to get a series win over the Cardinals. We know a lot of other stuff happened during this series, but we’re going to ignore it.

Remember, we’re all about the fun stuff.

"Neener, bitches."

 -Holy cow, Matt Garza got three whole runs in support and managed to get a win!

-Byrd throwing out Pujols at 3rd.

-Barney with his second home run of the year.

-Castro with his 300th career hit.

-The boys hitting for the cycle during an inning.

-Lopez picking of Holliday.

-Pat telling Keith he spends the 5th inning looking at babes.

-Barney and DeWitt with back-to-back triples.

-Mark Grace on Fox. He’s better than Joe Buck and sometimes funny on purpose.

-Matt Garza nearly falling over on a swing and a miss.

-Tyler Colvin with a walk-off single, scoring Geo (gave Kiki flashbacks to a game against San Diego back in April).

-Marmol with a nice 1-2-3 inning. We love those vomit-less rides on the Marmol Coaster.

-Keith trying to find someone to sing the 7th inning stretch with and/or for him.


About Kiki Writes

Tragically unhip writer, rerun junkie, baseball floozy, and fat girl belly dancing. Land of Lincoln Cleavage Queen three years running.
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