Carlos Silva didn’t have a very good spring.
Carlos Silva got cut from the team.
This made Carlos Silva unhappy.
This made Carlos Silva express his unhappy feelings harshly.
Mike Quade heard these things and he was not pleased.
So, Mike Quade made himself very clear.
And we at Two Foulweather Fans rejoiced.
Because, for real, you can’t be talking smack about Uncle Mark and his mustache and not expect someone to have words for you. Seriously. Sit down.
It was nice knowing you, Silva. It’s a shame things didn’t work out and ended on such a sour note. We wish you better than you wished us.