Releasing Silva Into the Wild

Carlos Silva didn’t have a very good spring.

Carlos Silva got cut from the team.

This made Carlos Silva unhappy.

This made Carlos Silva express his unhappy feelings harshly.

"I am displeased with this recent turn of events and will not take any responsibility for them."

Mike Quade heard these things and he was not pleased.

"Bitch, are you for real?"

So, Mike Quade made himself very clear.

And we at Two Foulweather Fans rejoiced.

Because, for real, you can’t be talking smack about Uncle Mark and his mustache and not expect someone to have words for you. Seriously. Sit down.

It was nice knowing you, Silva. It’s a shame things didn’t work out and ended on such a sour note. We wish you better than you wished us.

See ya.


About Kiki Writes

Tragically unhip writer, rerun junkie, baseball floozy, and fat girl belly dancing. Land of Lincoln Cleavage Queen three years running.
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