Pirates of the Cubs Convention

Munster: We’ve stumbled upon a casting session for Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Kiki: If Samardzija had just worn a puffy shirt, he’d have been in without question.

Munster: If he’d worn a puffy shirt this would be an episode of Seinfeld. Yet no Keith Hernandez.

Kiki: I like how it looks like Ramirez, Russell, and Silva are all laughing at Samardzija, and Samardzija looks like he’s about to address his public in the 19th century.

Munster: Do you think there’s going to be a giant feather in his ballcap this season, to celebrate his discovery of the new continent/winning the big archery tournament and thus the heart of Maid Marian?

Kiki: There has to be. There’s no other way to justify the look.

Munster: If he asks us to lend him our ears…. I’m done.

**Photo courtesy Chris Sweda, Chicago Tribune.


About Becca

Greetings friends! Burnt Toast Weekly follows my journey from cooking challenged to, hopefully, cooking master! I’m a 33-year-old data entry ninja and Graduate student (on hold) from Central Texas who has never had much luck with cooking, but I really want to learn. With a little encouragement and assistance from friends my ultimate goal is to become proficient enough in the kitchen to not have to eat out just to get by. I’d very much like to be able to one day do some entertaining, as well. So please, join me on this journey, comment, share recipes, and most of all, enjoy your visit to my blog.
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